I've always loved the skit on Saturday Night Live entitled "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy". To be honest, his thoughts never were really that deep. They always made me laugh becasue they were so stupid....but they never were that deep.
Therein lies the reason why my blog is named Deep Thoughts by Shari....I don't really expect any of them to be too deep....and most of the time, I expect them to be pretty stupid....
I say...Set low expectations....most of the time you can meet them!
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Deep Thoughts By Shari
For some time now, I've considered making a blog. Many times I've considered, "Who in the world would read this?" Many times I've thought, "No one will find it interesting!" Well, tonight after one too many diet cokes after dinner, I am unable to sleep. Never mind that there is a dog and a man in my bedroom snoring....
As I am unable to sleep, many thoughts roll around in my head.
1. WHY did I drink that Diet Coke?
2. Why am I addicted to Solitaire?
3. Why is my scrapbook table so cluttered?
So, I decided to clean off the scrapbook table. In 3 minutes I was done.
Now, back to the more pressing question....Why AM I so addicted to Solitaire? I am bored with FaceBook. I want to be where my family is though. Thus, I can't exactly sit at my scrapbook table and still be with my family. So, I instead spend time with them by playing Solitaire on the computer. What an oxymoron! I'm not really with them if I'm playing Solitaire! I mean...the very name of the game suggests that I'm in denial about spending time with them!
So, back to my original question....why DID I drink Diet Coke so late?
I guess because it is so yummy!
And because I don't care for warm milk....
And because certain people in this house give me a hard time for drinking their caffeine free, diet pop....
And, because I like it....
So, now you are asking yourself, "Why, oh why did I just waste 5 minutes of my life reading this....and why, oh why did I bother bugging her to make a blog?"
Well.....
There are just some questions in life that we just can't find answers to....
As I am unable to sleep, many thoughts roll around in my head.
1. WHY did I drink that Diet Coke?
2. Why am I addicted to Solitaire?
3. Why is my scrapbook table so cluttered?
So, I decided to clean off the scrapbook table. In 3 minutes I was done.
Now, back to the more pressing question....Why AM I so addicted to Solitaire? I am bored with FaceBook. I want to be where my family is though. Thus, I can't exactly sit at my scrapbook table and still be with my family. So, I instead spend time with them by playing Solitaire on the computer. What an oxymoron! I'm not really with them if I'm playing Solitaire! I mean...the very name of the game suggests that I'm in denial about spending time with them!
So, back to my original question....why DID I drink Diet Coke so late?
I guess because it is so yummy!
And because I don't care for warm milk....
And because certain people in this house give me a hard time for drinking their caffeine free, diet pop....
And, because I like it....
So, now you are asking yourself, "Why, oh why did I just waste 5 minutes of my life reading this....and why, oh why did I bother bugging her to make a blog?"
Well.....
There are just some questions in life that we just can't find answers to....
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